I've been had! I never suspected Fangoria.com would play such a cruel joke!
The heading reads "Lohan dances into SUSPIRIA remake".
Suspiria, directed by legendary Italian filmmaker Dario Argento is arguably his finest work. It would be a shame for such a film to be degraded into a remake starring Lindsay (I Know Who Killed Me) Lohan.
Fortunately, the article turned out to be a shrewd April Fool's joke!
Suspiria, released in 1977, is the first of the "Three Mothers" trilogy. The final film, Mother of Tears is currently scheduled to be released in the U.S. June 6, 2008.
Click here for more info on Mother of Tears.
- The Horror Reporter